Mit dem gestern veröffentlichten Update kommen alle möglichen mehr oder weniger nützlichen Dinge, etwa Kopfbedeckungen und Multiplayer, zu Goat Simulator hinzu – völlig kostenlos. Das ist cool, aber das Unterhaltsamste und Coolste ist die Beschreibung, mit der Entwickler Coffee Stain Studios, das Update anpreist.
Aus Goat Simulators Patch Notes auf Steam:
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Added local splitscreen multiplayer
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Added a new map, try it out in the "custom game" section
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The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old
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Humans consequently learned to speak. You'll wish they hadn't.
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Added more goats
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Isn't this kid super cute? http://vimeo.com/95834056
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Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don't sue.
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Added more powers
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Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat
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Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game
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Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay
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Added tons of achievements
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You can now run along walls
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You can now run up walls
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Stand by for Goatfall
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Changed batteries in our fire alarm
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The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.
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The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.
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The Humans have learned how to ride Goats
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Enjoyed flappy goat
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You can now buy hats for money
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This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here
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Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear
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Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.
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Added VR support
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Reverted hitbox of flappy goat
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Made hitbox worse on flappygoat
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Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.
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Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
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Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch
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Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
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Just kidding.
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Removed VR support
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Ultra-realistic water simulation
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Fire alarm still beeping
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You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.
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Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.
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Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
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We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.
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Updated patch notes.
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Added a lot of new sound effects.
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Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!
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There is a new game inside of the game, it's called SteamWorld Goat.
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Honored Notch
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Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.
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Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn't figure out how, can someone please tell us?
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Patch notes now covers more than an A4.
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Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down
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Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?
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New patch?
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Patch released today does anyone know what it does
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Where are the patch notes
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Fire alarm still beeping
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Why is the patch so big?
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Lazy devs.
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If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
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Is this game worth it? Should I buy?
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Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks
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I don't like ___, please add an option to remove ___
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Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish
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Plz come back
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Actually optimized the game a bit
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What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?
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I hate water
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Played a whole lot of Wildstar
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Volvo pls fix ___.
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Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
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Added Uncle Goat, I'm sorry about my Goat.
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Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
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Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.
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We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.
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Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.
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Killed PC gaming
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How long will the patch notes be?
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Changed batteries in the other fire alarm
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Increased Storm Spirit's Static Remnant AoE by 15.
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Ride a bike with a human on your back. Not like this dude:
YouTube™ Video: Goat riding a guy riding a bike
Views: 1,310,038
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You can now play ragdoll goat hockey!
Großartig. Und hey, das Update erhielt sogar seinen eigenen Trailer. Den müssen Sie sich einfach ansehen:
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